Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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