I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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