That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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