I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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