okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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