Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
