just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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