Ambien. No doubt about it.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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