Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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