Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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