I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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