i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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