Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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