I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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