So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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