I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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