Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
