It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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