Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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