how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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