Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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