I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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