i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
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