u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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