sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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