Kareoke will never be a sober sport
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
