Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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