the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
