Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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