So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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