It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
