He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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