so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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