dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
false alarm. still invincible.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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