What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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