Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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