I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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