just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
