I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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