I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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