Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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