Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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