I have demons in me.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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