you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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