That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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