Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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