You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
How external is "for external use only"?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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