Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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