I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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