It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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