bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
is it fun? or sober?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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