on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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