I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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