Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize