doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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